Today, I was in a VERY windy location, and a strand of my long blonde hair blew across my face right when this picture was taken.

I was born with a mix of gender parts; male plumbing and female brain structure.

This means that I went through puberty with the wrong type of hormones relative to my brain structure. Facial hair was one of the many unwelcome side effects. I solved the problem by diligently ripping the hair off my face every few days using hair removal wax.

By now, the follicles have basically given up or died, and I’m a happier blonde for it — with nice, smooth facial skin.

These events make for an interesting story to fit this picture, don’t they?